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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East


TAGS: x men jew jewish funny mutant wolverine
Rating: 2.52/5

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MO - May 9, 2009, 5:47 pm
3rd cousin of GI Jew. The greatest American hebrew!
motifake - May 4, 2009, 10:19 pm

LMAO!!!! 5 lions!


PROOF THAT SATAN IS A GINGER - Need I say it more clearly?


TAGS: satan ginger evil
Rating: 3.09/5

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holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:21 pm
steve buscemi eyes... you can find them pasted over a wide variety of stars and characters. very funny


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

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Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


I WANT A TANK -


TAGS: tank circular logic sean rl
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:47 pm
Huh? Mis * tress? Blocked?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 2:45 pm
Oh Mo(x12) Honey, listen. It's not you, it's me ... and by that I mean you just don't do it for me. But seriously, I could never cheat on my mis*****. That'd be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 30, 2014, 8:49 am
I knew you came back for me Sean.....we're special friends. Wanna go steady?
Sean - March 30, 2014, 12:53 am
"baseball cards in the spokes" that really takes me back ... to April 7 2011 when Mooooooooooooo said it!
spacedog - March 29, 2014, 2:27 pm
A classic poster where the comments are as funny as the caption.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:51 pm
Look. All I'm saying is that when it comes to rimming, Moooooooooo is tireless. He doesn't stop till he makes it all the way home.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:46 pm
Shoot: I forgot to mention the part about taking off the seat.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:45 pm
Test #2: what is Mooooooooooooo doing when he rides his bike after it gets a flat? Rimming.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:43 pm
OK, I now believe Mooooooooooooooo's last comment.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 7:42 pm
Test: hunters.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
really?...I can't say h***ers?....Prostitutes then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 5:35 pm
Yeah, How can i sing "a bicycle built for two" while trolling for h***ers now?
Sean - April 7, 2011, 5:07 pm
Missing something from your garage, are ya?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 7, 2011, 2:08 pm
That's clearly not a tank.....I've never seen a more obvious tandem bike with tassels on the handles and Baseball cards in the spokes.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:27 pm
"tank rides" has some alternate meaning, like "mustache rides" or "quantitative easing." Tootles ... and you owe me for all the advice.
Sean - April 7, 2011, 1:26 pm
I can't believe that I just give such valuable advice away for free. Oh, that reminds me. Hey Reality Lord, that bankruptcy trustee I referred you to is willing to accept payment in "tank rides." But I recommend you google that just in case ...
Airman - April 7, 2011, 11:49 am
Thx all.. this one was fun
Faceplant31 - April 7, 2011, 11:11 am
Nice one Air.
forseti - April 7, 2011, 2:52 am
don't we all?!
Grim R@per - April 6, 2011, 11:11 pm
LOVE IT!!!
crankyhead - April 6, 2011, 10:18 pm
I got a tank for sale slightly used, although, it may be a howitzer, or possibly a futon.
rerun - April 6, 2011, 8:07 pm

you need a beer.
Reality Lord - April 6, 2011, 7:55 pm

I NEEEEEED A TANK!
TheOne - April 6, 2011, 5:16 pm
C-c-c-c-combo breaker!
GySgt1811 - April 6, 2011, 5:12 pm
Gee, I don't get it. That's how I got mine! (Hee Hee. 5 tanker's bars.)


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origa***
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting a**...I'm all aboot coveting a**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

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Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


JEWS - They Sank The Titanic


TAGS: titanic icebergs jews
Rating: 4.25/5

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Reason - January 12, 2010, 6:00 pm
great a "look what i found" standard 3L
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 10:00 pm
Although the Comment is not too funny, 5L for the genius comeback on the IMing!
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMAO!! Sorry, you gotta come get your own... share? What? I should get the flu, too?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:22 pm

gimmy half that sammich, pass the mustard. I sick and need my food.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:20 pm
No.... no... what do I know from this, right? Take it... it's yours... I'm just gonna eat my sandwich, die slowly... take it.... it's yours.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:16 pm

you have out-Jewed the resident Jew
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:14 pm
Whatta you care... that he sits alone in the back... no pink jumpsuit... he'll catch his death... or worse, the sniffles!
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:13 pm

should Mooooooooo be so lucky? I think not
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
You want I should let you in the back seat of the squad car again?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:07 pm

what? I should tell you my name?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:06 pm
You told me your name was Bertini!
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:04 pm
Yeah, but thats one of the greatest omegle conversations ever
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm

if you had directed it at me...well rerunberg ain't happy
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
I'm just anti-"look what I found online" - still.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
Or because it said, "Jews-I f***ing knew it!"
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Only because it was from you.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Lol, i tried using this picture once, but it got rejected for being "highly racist"
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:56 pm

5 star of david for you


NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE -


TAGS: catch snowflakes afghanistan firefight
Rating: 4.82/5

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gas - April 21, 2011, 6:19 pm
Beautiful, goes to favourites :)
Sean - April 19, 2011, 2:55 pm
That guy is the best!
Airman - April 19, 2011, 11:43 am
Thanks all. The ph**o carries this one.
Dill - April 19, 2011, 3:48 am
This bought a tear to my eye... very nice
440wakeup - April 18, 2011, 6:29 pm
just seeing the 203 carelessly scattered about gives me a woody, I bet the boyz fired all them up before the picture was even posted.
marlygirl - April 18, 2011, 6:04 pm
simply magnificent! 5L
IxCHIEFxI - April 18, 2011, 4:18 pm
I agree. Very nice
tellitlikeitis - April 18, 2011, 1:18 pm
Very nice.


SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose




BREAKFAST - The most important meal of the day ...




HELLO BAPHOMET - Who says Satanists can't be cute and cuddly ?




MILITARY TERMS -


TAGS: military tank howitzer
Rating: 4.59/5

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guywiththesuitcase - April 12, 2011, 3:47 am
you said "that" twice.
pzykosiz - April 11, 2011, 7:17 pm
a s**t - something that blows others
MilDoc - April 11, 2011, 6:01 pm
Time on Target means "let's all blow it up together!"


INFANTRY - Always Improvise, Adapt and Overcome...!!!


TAGS: army war infantry soldier iraq afghanistan warrior combat
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Cerberus

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 7:44 pm
Improvise, Adapt, Overcome is US Marine Corps, actally, not infantry. funny though
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I love this, just made me laugh over and over.


father's day reminder -


TAGS: stannis
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

TheHornyGoat - October 16, 2015, 11:50 pm
Is there any Game of Thrones fan here who DIDN'T give this one 5L and feel they were going to hell for doing so?


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


THE ULTIMATE WEAPON - Bacon and Sausage Tank Arteries are doomed.


TAGS: bacon tank
Rating: 4.7/5

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maoworks2 - June 4, 2012, 1:42 pm
14 to go please.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 1:02 am
5L. We might win the battle...


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


A GENTLEMAN -


TAGS: politeness vs the tool of satan
Rating: 4.15/5

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Bartimaeus - January 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
lol Great caption! 5/5
Current Resident - January 2, 2010, 4:41 pm
True and very well done! 5L
agdaniele - January 1, 2010, 12:48 pm
Excellent, again!


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.76/5

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gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm
Amsome poster Commie.


NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW - Remember Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic




MY PRECIOUS - You never know where or when you will find love and acceptance.


TAGS: my precious love and acceptance
Rating: 4.68/5

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GaryO - April 7, 2012, 11:33 am
Geezus, Bud, I’m gonna need a brighter night light.


WHEN SHE SAYS "I WANNA GO TO TOYS-R-US!"... - You friggin take her to Toys-R-Us.


TAGS: girl car smash tantrum
Rating: 4.64/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 2:54 pm
I would take that kid to Toys-R-Us and buy her a Casey Anthony backpack.


EYE EXAMS -


TAGS: vision eye exams important
Rating: 4.88/5

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twill1962 - July 7, 2012, 8:38 pm
Greeny, your mind is in the right place. BTW, your vision is perfect!
Greeny - May 16, 2011, 9:02 pm
wowee, I mean opfes...
KageOokami - May 16, 2011, 5:52 pm
I think I might need a closer look, you know, just to make sure I got it right.


TIGHT LEATHER JACKETS - They are aweso- Hey, wait a minute...


TAGS: tan fail owned leather skin beach sun
Rating: 2.9/5

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faulty switch - August 9, 2009, 12:30 am
gross gross gross oh thats GROSS!


100 INHABITANTS -


TAGS: what if the world is reduced to a village with 100 inhabitants
Rating: 3.96/5

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spacedog - September 30, 2015, 7:28 pm
Hmmmm. I always thought this was ripe for parody. I made a version called Motivillage, but sadly it appears to have been deleted.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:31 am
Also, only 14 total Americans, and 6 of them are the top 6 rich people? So, what, you're saying that 40% of Americans are richer than the other 99+% of everyone else in other countries? It's also telling that you've partitioned it into christian or not.
nobodyofdistinction - September 30, 2015, 9:28 am
89 hetero***uals and 11 homo***uals? What about bi***uals and a***uals? I'm a***ual. I could believe my demographic is under 0.5% so it's rounded down to 0, but not bi***uals. Also, 1 has a computer? ONE? Not buying it. You made all this up.
Aurielius - September 30, 2015, 7:56 am
The motoflake version of 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handy, just as inane.
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 1:20 pm
you lost me at loneliness of emprisonement, still a good one though
raygun505 - September 29, 2011, 8:22 am
Just stupid, another ploy for Communism and so called Social Justice.
Jmac0585 - March 26, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ironic: A guy with the handle of a guy that stood by and watched an earth-like planet get blown up, posted this.
vader - March 26, 2010, 1:12 pm
Thanks ag, I couldn't have said this better.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 9:17 pm
JLBachs... political points of view, as well as inflammatory comments, so early after your arrival here? That'll get you an early departure. Please exercize better judgement.
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:29 pm
wow, you read Forbes...nice.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 8:24 pm
typical liberal douche bag point of view. Even if I was one of the 6 richest, I wouldn't feel bad about it. The richest man in the world right now is Mexican, BTW.
Hasbunmb - March 6, 2010, 9:46 am
Actually, its been proven that the perentages in this little tale are a complete fallacy... its still a nice cute message though...
Cloudchaser - March 6, 2010, 1:27 am
Just don't live in a way that causes you to die today
MisterJJ - March 6, 2010, 12:56 am
And 8 of those 14 Americans would be trying to make America like the rest of the world.
MrBlack - March 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
Living like it's yer last day only works if it's yer last day. Otherwise, ye tend te get arrested. And if I worked as if I didn't need the money, I wouldn't work
R.S.Jake - March 5, 2010, 5:40 pm
I lived yesterday as if I would die yesterday...I feel like **** today!


THE ULTIMATE DRIVING MACHINE - Right behind that Mustang


TAGS: mustang bmw funny
Rating: 1.83/5

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CANADA - August 14, 2009, 12:28 pm
dude, if your trying to make your moped sound tough do it somewhere else
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 12:26 pm
you know why a moped is faster than a mustang? the moped will make it to the finish line without breaking first.
knowitall - August 14, 2009, 12:24 pm
the mustangs are only out front b/c they get a head start. see those porsches in the back?
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 8:51 am
These are pretty enjoyable races.
The7thGuest - May 9, 2009, 8:13 am
I would actually like to know which race this was. Koni Challenge ain't half bad, eh, GT racing in general is awesome.
mustngsally - April 25, 2009, 4:10 pm
Where it will remain


DEAR ICEBERGS -


TAGS: iceberg titanic global warming cj
Rating: 4.77/5

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culos - March 7, 2011, 4:17 pm
Amsome Air, but where's the fly-boy connection???? 5 cubes anyhow!


APPROVAL -


TAGS: approval train acceptance suicide depression
Rating: 4.67/5

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5150monkeylove - March 16, 2012, 5:17 pm
You rock, Md. That would have been funnier.
mariand - March 16, 2012, 3:36 pm
lol... it's like, waiting to see if you got a s*d after you've had unprotected ***...


TMNT - 'cause "Teenage Mutant Ninja Horses" just didn't quite make the cut




BANNED SUBSTANCE -


TAGS: lance armstrong banned substance soap
Rating: 4.33/5

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TheSanityInspector - January 20, 2013, 9:34 am
I saw what you did there!
ughomer - January 19, 2013, 5:30 am
France sue Lance? Not a chance!
Oiler - January 18, 2013, 7:50 pm
LOL at hygeine products being banned in France 5L Hard to believe anything Armstrong says now...he can write fiction tho.
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
He must be writing a book. Why else all the media blitz?
mariand - January 18, 2013, 2:19 pm
hehehe...good one...but let's face it, he wouldn't have admitted if he wouldn't have been caught...
Swampfox - January 18, 2013, 12:32 pm
At least he had the ball to 'fess up.


KUNG FU - Kitty defeats Doggie, Using his "Cat Stance"




SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND - becaus some days you need to bring friends to work to make it through the day


TAGS: montana
Rating: 3.33/5

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YOU'RE... YOU'RE CRAZY MAN. - I like you, but you're crazy.


TAGS: frank the tank
Rating: 2.95/5

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OOMPA LOOMPA - doopity doo tanning beds will do this to you.


TAGS: tanning bed oompa loompa
Rating: 4.73/5

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Freeway911 - May 6, 2012, 8:32 pm
Thanks. I plan to add more so save the extra 5L for one that may not be so good.
Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:12 pm

i lol'd. you got 5L. then i saw it was your first poster. congrats...i'd give you another 5L for this being your first if i could. :)


GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.


TAGS: doctor manhattan dr dr watchman watchmen god mode godmode
Rating: 3.14/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:01 am
I don't mind the movie, it is some of the actors in the movie is really dumb.
HATER - July 27, 2009, 2:34 pm
I f***ING HATE THIS MOVIE!!!


SHARIA LAW -


TAGS: womens rights taliban afghanistan
Rating: 4.69/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:43 pm
From the way it looks I think you may want to replace "9th Century" with the word "cancer."
culos - February 13, 2011, 5:27 pm
So Jess, are you missing any body-parts? I mean, since your more of an expert than our resident Middle Eastern dweller....
LibertarianJess - February 13, 2011, 4:05 pm
No they just believe in stoning and public whippings for things like infidility.
Hawamleh - February 12, 2011, 8:32 am
not to be this guy, but actually sharia law says nothing about cutting off noses...this was cause by ignorance rather than law.
steph1 - February 12, 2011, 4:53 am
yep - that's what happens if you are too nosey - at least she won't be brownnosing now...
tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:43 pm
Disturbing. She's a pretty girl. Let me step in line with the other women to finish off her husband.
lasski - February 11, 2011, 6:19 pm
kiss me baby...and don't hold your breath..!!!
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:46 pm
And women here think the have it so rough.
Airman - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
I guess the Taliban doesn't worry about alimony when the wife wants a divorce
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
LMAO!
culos - February 11, 2011, 5:43 pm
Didn't know they already had sammiches back then....
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 5:41 pm
Epic.
Reality Lord - February 11, 2011, 5:20 pm

omg


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


No Parking -


TAGS: tank clamp parking
Rating: 4.75/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:45 pm
I can't decide whether the police officer who put the tire lock on the T-34 is brave of stupid
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2014, 3:23 pm
A heroic veteran of the Great Patriotic War, in trouble with the law.


GOD COULDN'T STOP IRON CHARIOTS - He's gonna shit himself when he sees this coming


TAGS: m1 abrams battle tank m1a1 m1a2
Rating: 2.48/5
Bort - August 24, 2009, 7:10 pm
Out run and outlive an M1? Good luck with that.
Also - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
A C2 will outrun and outlive an M1. Stuff created by a people that know a thing or two about war ftw.
rogueagent - June 18, 2009, 6:23 pm
I'd rather have a challenger 2, they can shoot straight, some great British engineering.
arabian sandgoogle - October 27, 2008, 12:44 am
m1a1 abrams?


WHERE'S THE FOX HOLE -


TAGS: war tank pewpew
Rating: 4.19/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:12 am
Khik, khik-a-khik-aaaah!
NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:10 am
Blimp-blimp-blimp, blimp-blimp-blimp-blimp!
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 3:02 pm
I find it odd that the tank is "Lucky Legs II" ... I imagine that the original wasn't so lucky?
Haarakkon - July 28, 2012, 7:46 am
Friggin' once again I find myself laughing aloud. Nicely done, Air!
Djake - July 27, 2012, 4:41 am
"It is well that War is so Terrible...Lest we should grow too fond of it" Gen. Robert E. Lee
Rebellion777 - July 19, 2012, 12:58 pm
*who first said...sorry
Rebellion777 - July 19, 2012, 12:57 pm
http://www.trivia-library.com/b/origins-of-sayings-war-is-hell.htm according to this it was William T. Sherman...so that first said "War is Hell."
Bodnari - January 12, 2012, 1:51 pm
John Wayne also died in The Shepherd of the Hills. (Don't recall who killed him though, and that was back when he wasn't yet a "star.")
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:27 am
But Dern's distinction as the only known character to have killed Wayne only lasted until The Shootist was made 4 years later. The Duke was sh** in the back and killed by the bartender at the end of the movie. Ron "Opie" Howard then kills the bartender.
AllegedAccomplice - January 2, 2012, 7:11 am
He died in The Cowboys as well. Bruce Dern, who killed Wayne in The Cowboys, liked to say that he played the only known character to ever kill the Duke in a movie. In Sands of Iwo Jima his killer is unknown.
Airman - December 12, 2011, 11:05 am
it was John Wayne in Sands of Iwo Jima.. the only movie where he dies
Verdeckt - December 12, 2011, 2:09 am
Yeah I'd heard it before too. I thought it was Python but Google tells me it was David Brenner.
dbeatham - December 11, 2011, 11:43 pm
what was that from? I know Ive seen it somewhere
forseti - December 10, 2011, 7:29 pm
great one! 5 lions truly from the heart!


MEXICAN TANK - It doesn't move any more, the motor got deported.


TAGS: halo 3 mexican tank mexican xbox live xbox
Rating: 3/5


ENLIGHTENMENT - The sudden realization that these two bastards don't really give a damn about you.


TAGS: satan jesus
Rating: 3.63/5

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Ascetic - July 8, 2011, 8:32 pm
So true it hurts! xD


194 Minutes -


TAGS: titanic disaster film hollywood history
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:26 pm
I wondered why it took so long... Now to warn people about the relationship between "525,600 minutes" and sitting through a seen of "Rent".


REALITY - you don't get better you just melt away with time


TAGS: titanic ice hope failure hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:19 am
I have a lot of experience mate, you only have to make a better poster than the last one you made, and since you've made none, any attempt would be good. we all have posters we're not proud of, it's what we build on, good luck.
LeightonESmith - September 12, 2011, 7:14 am
I was going to attempt to "create" a motifake tonight. This has completely taken the wind out of my sails with it's sheer demotivating awesomeness.


CROSS TOWN TRAFFIC -


TAGS: afghanistan road sweeping
Rating: 4.93/5

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luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:38 pm
nice, gen 1 mraps, d9 bulldozers, must be a route clearice, eod, or sappers.
awesomeflame - December 15, 2010, 12:20 am
heres a 10th vote :)
baldigus - December 14, 2010, 4:18 pm
that brings back some memorys.


TITANIC REALITY - Life is messy. Love is messier.


TAGS: titanic love
Rating: 3.65/5

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purelypoisonous - September 17, 2010, 2:17 am
i think i peed a little
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 6:48 pm
I've seen this before... or something very close.
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 4:27 pm
Pic reminds me of fabio getting busted in the face by a bird while he was on a roller coaster


RESISTANCE - Is Futile.


TAGS: sumo fat guy resistance
Rating: 2.68/5

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Woody - July 1, 2009, 4:10 pm
He is smiling as he walks little does he know... the young one has a surprize for him.
Scorpio7 - January 1, 2009, 6:46 am
The wrestler in the ph**o appears to be Konishiki Yasokichi (Samoan-born in Hawaii as Saleva'a Fuauli Atisano'e), one of very few Americans allowed to participate in Japan's national sport.


THE LAW OF GROSS TONNAGE - The vehicle with larger mass has right of way. It is useless to argue this.




ALL I HAVE IN THIS WORLD IS MY BALLS AND MY WORD - And I don't break them for no one. Do you understand?


TAGS: tony montana scareface balls
Rating: 2.77/5

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Guest091 - June 30, 2009, 6:01 am
Classic line, classic gangster, classic movie. Sadly always geeting high on his own supply.


ELEVENTH HOUR -


TAGS: for granted life important pocket watch
Rating: 4.79/5

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demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:28 pm
zero hour n. The scheduled time for the start of an operation or action, especially a combat operation of great size.
demon001 - December 7, 2013, 9:23 pm
Your days only have 11 hours?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2013, 10:00 pm
the hour between 11 and 12 is the eleventh hour. 0000hrs to 0100 is zero hour.
demon001 - December 6, 2013, 7:47 pm
Take it easy, you still have the twelfth hour! from 11:00 to 12:00. Surprise!
spacedog - September 25, 2012, 5:59 pm
Thanks
JesusWept - September 25, 2012, 5:34 pm
So true! 5 L's
rerun - August 1, 2012, 8:49 pm

Ya know Airman, as much as I love you I really hate you right now. That is the most depressing thing I have heard today.....shut up Mooooooooooooooooo.
Airman - August 1, 2012, 5:19 pm
want demotivating? add up the ages of the entire womens gymnastics team.. are we under it?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:19 am
How’d I miss this one…..all I can muster is…..d***!
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:34 am
With the first post, that is. Juries still out on the second post.
Haarakkon - August 1, 2012, 3:33 am
I concur, Rerun.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 7:20 pm

thanks for being a part of the success of this site.
spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:12 pm
Thanks Rerun. That means a lot dude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 31, 2012, 3:33 pm
50, And you don't look a day over 65. You're still then man Rerun. This site wouldn't be what it is without you....Hell, The World is a better place with you in it.
rerun - July 31, 2012, 2:53 pm

87 douch......friend
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 30, 2012, 10:32 pm
90 really sneaks up on you, Eh Rerun?
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:52 pm

As I approach a milestone birthday this very much hits home. This, in my opinion is one of your best (and you have a hell of a great collection)


Jokes and Puns -


TAGS: jack rose jokes puns movie titanic atlantic
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:28 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Grey.
Greybeard - March 11, 2016, 12:13 am
LMAO :)
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:35 pm
Can't be that old. I just heard it...bahaha. Thanks dizz
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:34 pm
Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:10 am
HAHAHAHA! Nice take on an old joke, Prissy! The other answer is, '[wet'! LUUUUV it! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 10, 2016, 3:10 am
Fantastic, a definite UP yours
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:04 am
Aww sorry lg. Oh c'mon you know me...I'm really not all that sorry. Glad it gave you a chuckle.
lgvernon - March 10, 2016, 12:00 am

I should know better than try to drink anything while approving posters. UP my nose~~and UP yours!


CHINESE CRESTED - Satans Best Friend


TAGS: dog satan ugly
Rating: 2.4/5

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jeffhardy25 - December 28, 2010, 10:51 am
it looks like your mom.
Scorpio7 - December 2, 2008, 10:16 am
Looks like the Cryptkeeper's dog.


OBVIOUS - name for a vessel full of seamen


TAGS: titan
Rating: 4.52/5

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darkrai - April 18, 2011, 6:22 pm
NO titann = tighten... :D
gengalMOTi - April 15, 2011, 5:43 am
I dont get it ??
forseti - April 13, 2011, 2:34 pm
Thx... Although my question was not that serious... btw: Wouldn't be "Uruguay" a better homeland? ;)
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:27 pm
titan = big, uranus = self explanatory, (large tush full of seamen)
forseti - April 13, 2011, 10:40 am
What's so funny about "Hong Kong"???
crankyhead - April 12, 2011, 4:01 pm
5o crude...
TheOne - April 12, 2011, 3:51 pm
Awesome pic!


LIMBO -




I HAVE A MESSAGE FOR YOU FROM THE BOOM GODS - They say you're screwed


TAGS: boom tank fire away
Rating: 3.43/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 10:39 pm
... Wouldn't that artillery squad be the only people who would ever read it?
nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:34 pm
My grandfather was Paratrooper during WW2 and he said he saw an Artillery round with "If you can read this you're f*cked" written on the side of it.


BEER TANK - The best way to say Happy Memorial Day!


TAGS: beer tank memorial day
Rating: 4.62/5

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Jeder - May 31, 2011, 10:15 am
We have the ship model in our wal-mart, it has been dubbed "The USS Brewski, fightign the war againist Thirst and Sobrietity"


"SO I SAID TO SATAN... - ...I'm going to the surface to make it as a dancer!"


TAGS: satan
Rating: 3.92/5

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Faceplant31 - March 15, 2010, 3:23 pm
Yes Chunk! ROR! I watched the goonies yesterday!
Fatt Matt - March 15, 2010, 3:22 pm
Is that dude in Gwar?


THE 4TH OF JULY - Most Americans will celebrate and enjoy a day off work Most... Not all


TAGS: independence day 4th afghanistan
Rating: 3.9/5

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ZenMaster - June 29, 2010, 11:29 pm
Definitely not all... Did that last year.


STRIVE FOR MORE EDUCATION. - Enough with sit and roll over. Now teach me to kill.


TAGS: pomeranian education redeye satanic fluffball
Rating: 3.62/5

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CloudchaserS - February 19, 2012, 12:27 am
Looks like it could be a T unit put out by Cyberdine to spy on the humans


CARLOS SANTANA - No matter how hard you practice. Or how good you think you are. You'll NEVER be as awesome as this guy.


TAGS: carlos santana guitar awesome
Rating: 2.79/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:24 pm
Carlos Santana, no mate how good of a guitarist he is his songs still suck a*s.
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 10, 2011, 10:22 pm
I rate it lowly because its true


MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT -


TAGS: dogs understand
Rating: 4.72/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:32 pm
please post to digmydog


THE INTERNET - finally making a women's life understandable to men


TAGS: women men understandable
Rating: 4.51/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:35 pm
Fantastic! Very well 5aid. Although, I don't see the attraction to Hendricks. The wife says it has to do with her enormous fake cans, but . . . . her face looks like the Joker.
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 2:11 am
an egg beater huh?
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 5:45 pm
Amsome! That is all i can say.


IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Orthodox Church renounce YOU!!




FERRARI TANK - Send your enemies stampeding over each other in fear. In style.




COMMANDO TAKE AWAY - ''I would like the large GBU-12 on a Danger Close base please.''


TAGS: military army afghanistan commando cas gbu
Rating: 3.53/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 7:33 pm
With 5ome 30Mike-Mike Warthog chops on the side
GySgt1811 - October 31, 2009, 11:51 am
"Splash...Over."


PAT ROBERTSON - Way more metal than we were led to believe...


TAGS: satan
Rating: 4.68/5

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danny6114 - December 21, 2011, 9:33 pm
Please somebody make a GIF with ol' Pat b***** his head, then it would be perfect!
yee357 - October 27, 2011, 6:29 pm
Yeah! Rock on! Whoever said old guys can't rock obviously never met this guy. When he started doing lines, however, I had to say "no" to him... Wait, what does this guy do again? I only remember him from that crazy party... lol
yee357 - October 27, 2011, 6:25 pm
And crazy comments and ideals like that are why he rocks hard and kicks a**... Rock on! And look at it this way: at least he isn't a marriage counselor...
OMG377 - October 27, 2011, 5:50 pm
this is the same guy who advised one of his callers that he she DIVORCE his wife as she was DYING due to complications from alzhiemers, as she was "basically dead anyways".
mistertwofish - October 25, 2011, 11:43 pm
Pray hard, rock harder!!!
maoworks2 - October 25, 2011, 6:44 pm
snake-oil salesman


JESUS LOVES - Re-enacting his favorite scene from TITANIC.




FAIL - Because when racing against a neon, even if you win you lose.


TAGS: neon mustang fail
Rating: 2.21/5

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Me_ - December 8, 2009, 1:00 pm
It is a neon. I will put my 67 vet against it any day.


GOOD OLD FASHIONED VALUES - That's right honey, dreams, goals and education are Satan's way of distracting you from being a good wife


TAGS: mother daughter distracting satans wife
Rating: 4.58/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:32 pm
Yeah, because women are so much better off nowadays being used as come dumpsters, humiliating themselves.
mariand - August 16, 2011, 6:08 am
LOL... you can't have them all 5L


2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.




WHEN IN DOUBT -


TAGS: night firefight afghanistan
Rating: 4.9/5

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Airman - February 16, 2011, 3:47 pm
well put sdfghjkl. Your words of wisdom inspire us all. well thought out and well communicated. I will take these words and let them be my guiding beacon from this day forward. Amen
Ookami85 - February 15, 2011, 9:39 pm
I love this. Epic win, 5Ls and a high five.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:51 pm
when in doubt... stop posting bull****
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:44 pm
Love it. Love it. Love it!
Reality Lord - February 4, 2011, 5:40 am

and use the noob tube...always use the noob tube. (the gamers will get that)
coldinjected - February 3, 2011, 11:57 pm
You lie Airman. Something tells me you wouldn't wait for doubt.


THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE -


TAGS: thomas the tank engine transformers
Rating: 4/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 12, 2010, 6:54 am
What sucks is that you can't buy these anymore. Non-licensed.


TANNING GEL -


TAGS: wtf tan muscle bodybuilder
Rating: 3/5

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twill1962 - August 31, 2012, 12:17 am
WTF is up with that face? Does he have something shoved up his a$$?
alienmazic - December 20, 2009, 1:41 am
Hes not human...
LogicDude - April 13, 2009, 8:53 am
And the guy on the right ain't no prize either!
TigerKid - April 12, 2009, 10:27 pm
it scares me o_o;;
gammel - April 12, 2009, 7:48 pm
I bet he scares the **** out of children with this grin oO


BIOFUEL - You're doing it wrong.


TAGS: peeing in gas tank
Rating: 2.14/5

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zentiger - June 25, 2009, 1:35 pm
Timmy, do you practice at being an idiot, or does it just come naturally for you?
Dalek - August 15, 2008, 2:35 pm
Attention: to the owner of a green sedan... your car is f***ed


UNLEARN WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED, YOU MUST -




THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




FIRING SQUAD -


TAGS: tanks death firing squad
Rating: 4.26/5

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GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
Airman, wonderful picture. Been there many times. This is a Tankers organism...the flash/crack, the tank rockin' back on its haunches and the empty shell case clanging around inside the turret. (Oh Jeez, fap, fap, fap...) 5 HEAT rounds.
Airman - March 25, 2011, 1:03 pm
you sound like my ex wife LOL
culos - March 25, 2011, 12:59 pm
what's done is done, shame on you for eternity
Airman - March 25, 2011, 12:57 pm
crap, I didn't see it either.. should we kill it and I can re-submit?
Faceplant31 - March 25, 2011, 12:32 pm
Yes there is a tag, i didn't see it before i hit approve, the shiny lights in the middle of the pic distracted much like female joggers do. BTW nice poster air.


ONE SHOT -


TAGS: afghanistan sniper
Rating: 4.95/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:29 am
I've heard of righties shooting left handed off a bipod because then you can fire a follow-up sh** without breaking your position.
M0rd3kaI - March 9, 2012, 6:15 pm
Wow...... Amazing... just absolutely 5-round bolt action M40 amazing (And no, I'm not saying that IS a M40, merely using the M40 to fit the comment) you don't get all too many lefties in shooting
mariand - February 16, 2012, 7:32 am
fabulous


SATAN -




DRAWING FLIES - Its Still a Honey Wagon to Me.


TAGS: septic tanker
Rating: 4.45/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 2:42 pm
You really got to have a sense of humor about your ****ty job. ^_^ 5L
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:20 pm
The local school district is ****ty.
Bolverk3778 - April 3, 2013, 8:44 am
Please leave by the nearest drain. lol


DISTANCE - Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?


TAGS: long distance relationship
Rating: 3.92/5

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rerun - December 19, 2011, 7:15 pm

thjis would be great at motitwist


2012 - Guatemala is as good a place to start as any By the time anyone notices Galactus will be here




SWORN COMMUNITY -


TAGS: stand up
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:15 pm
Strong poster. 5+Ls.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:20 pm

Fantastic, I could not have said it better.


WEST HOLLYWOOD ARMED FORCES - The 83rd Panzie division


TAGS: tanks
Rating: 4.17/5

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Spangle - February 2, 2010, 7:53 pm
FV433 Abbot SPG ftw


CLOWNS - Now they have TANKS!




I DIDN'T KNOW - is no excuse


TAGS: france banned substances
Rating: 3.97/5

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MashiMashi - January 21, 2012, 8:32 am
Another stinky frenchman joke tou-chet
GySgt1811a - January 21, 2012, 2:54 am
(Rim sh** - bass double thump) Thanks, Airman, I always liked playing Lou best!
Greeny - January 20, 2012, 8:50 pm
lol!


HOWITZER BE THY NAME - thy kingdom come thy will be done


TAGS: fun in afghanistan
Rating: 4.05/5

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MychaelDark - March 4, 2016, 7:00 pm
They also have to shoot with that steep of an angle if they are trying to hit something very close by.
Doggin - June 11, 2010, 3:24 pm
Actualy with this you use a steep angle like that because it will actualy go farther then pointing it lower, the power is so great that it shoots to a hight where the air is very thin and has very little resistance on the round.
rogueagent - January 13, 2010, 12:41 pm
It could be at a very steep angle in which case they should be OK, or it could be they're using a blank training round.
Sidereal - January 13, 2010, 7:52 am
Isnt shooting the big cannony gun thing vertically likely to get these guys a wooden overcoat really quickly.


APOCALYPSE - THEY TEAMED UP! OH SHI-!


TAGS: communism pentagram satan game over apocalypse
Rating: 2.24/5

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Dante - February 6, 2009, 1:11 am
Many religions are about worshipping the soul. But you do not call yourself a Satanist than claim that you do not worship Satan in some form or another...
Töm - December 25, 2008, 5:38 am
People don't know much about satanism. Its not about worshiping Satan, but rather the human spirit. Look up Anton Lavey. Also, AUS is a socialist democracy.
Da5id - November 5, 2008, 10:11 am
Ahh yes, the chalice and phallace. In this case the 4 points of matter and the 5th point of soul, being demeaned as less important than nature, plus a tool of agriculture and industry. Sounds like science.
Dante - October 10, 2008, 5:41 pm
Wonderful, so halfway through they will run out of money and collapse. Afterwards they will gather in their mom's basement and b**** about it to Satan who, even in his wrong mind, would never want to come near the whiny bunch of morons.
RnR - October 2, 2008, 3:10 pm
fyi the jewish star has SIX points, basically two triangles superimposed ... as for the terrorist statement... the mossad is listening, so we cant speak about it
Amaterasu - October 2, 2008, 12:57 pm
Socialism pwns, but communism should be ra**d in all it's holes. By the way, the other is jew simbol, and jews aren't terrorists.
warrgarbl - September 17, 2008, 1:10 pm
lol i AM a socialist. wel... i was born in a socialist/communist country. i just thought this pic was funny so i decided to make something out of it
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 1:17 am
STFU! Socialism pwns, b****.


TANKERS.. - We destroy more stuff in seconds than an Infantry Squad can in a week!


TAGS: tankers engaging enemy fallujah iraq
Rating: 4.56/5

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ughomer - October 17, 2012, 10:51 pm
Hey Batman ~ got any more of these winners? 5Lions


THIS SPRING -


TAGS: disney afghanistan
Rating: 4.26/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 6, 2011, 8:02 pm
Funny one.
rerun - January 6, 2011, 6:50 pm

Craterville...it is just East of central Kabul
Ed-Hyde - January 6, 2011, 7:19 am
I dunno rerun, if you could pick the destination...
pointer - January 5, 2011, 8:29 pm
Any Height restrictions...?
rerun - January 5, 2011, 8:08 pm

The wait on the Cruise Missile ride is only 3 minutes.....the only down side is you can only ride it once.


UV RADIATION DAMAGE - Its A Myth Just Like Global Warming. If It Exists, Show Me The Proof.


TAGS: radiation cancer tan leather
Rating: 3.86/5

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premiumgrade - October 16, 2013, 3:03 am
10/4 on that, Pikeman.
Pikeman - August 24, 2012, 5:46 pm
False argument. Just because UV damage is real, does not mean that a unrelated subject is true. Especially since the high priests of AGW have deemed the sun's output as irrelevant to global warming.
MPsniper - August 10, 2012, 5:20 pm
just wash my eyes... in bleach.


HOLIDAY DECORATIONS -


TAGS: happy holidays from the satanic nuns and the motifake assault lesbian taskforce assignment for october 31 christmas
Rating: 3.7/5

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Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
I'm a bit scared to think what they do in ***...
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 7:49 pm
and a bit scary
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 7:45 pm
thats h**
amina - October 31, 2009, 6:56 pm
What a wondeful christmas tree
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 6:19 pm
Always the back, never the front.*sigh* Love it BoR.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 7:59 am
LMAO...5 hanging Poodles


IT'S FRIDAY - Let's party bitches !


TAGS: jesus satan friday party b****es
Rating: 3.57/5

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maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:16 pm
Friday After Work 64 Vodka And Take Out Party!
GaryO - March 30, 2012, 9:41 am
n-i-c-e TJIF!


GLAMOUR -


TAGS: stand still look stupid poster
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - November 8, 2017, 3:19 pm

It's some kind of echo when I'm using my tablet. Apparently unfixable.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 8, 2017, 2:03 pm
What's up with the double replies?
lgvernon - November 8, 2017, 10:37 am

Oh, my goodness, an unarmed man. And up way past his bedtime.
lgvernon - November 8, 2017, 10:37 am

Oh, my goodness, an unarmed man. And up way past his bedtime.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 8, 2017, 2:24 am
Any woman can be a genius, as long as the take other people's ideas and call them their own.
NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:30 pm
No... Just playing the adages.
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 12:46 pm

Are you really suggesting that most smart women have to rely on having a good personality? If you are, I understand completely why women come off as b****y to you.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:44 am
One of the very-few smart-girls that doesn't need to rely on having a "great personality"!... She was still a bit b**chy, thou.
lgvernon - January 31, 2016, 1:05 am

Happens to me when I'm on my phone. The model for this pinup actually was Hedy Lamarr.
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:44 am
One click = 2 replies?
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:43 am
Great poster and love the art! 5L
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:43 am
Great poster and love the art! 5L
lgvernon - January 30, 2016, 10:36 pm

Can you believe auto check on my tablet did that? It's Mongo. Mongo.
lgvernon - January 30, 2016, 10:34 pm

Mongolia like candy
Greeny - January 30, 2016, 10:11 pm
that's Hedley


CLIMBING WALLS -


TAGS: army afghanistan
Rating: 4.93/5

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marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:38 am
MO5T Excellent Airman~


REACH - You won't realize the distance you've walked until you take a look around and realize how far you've been.




DOING THEIR PART -




WE'RE HUNTING TEWWOWISTS -


TAGS: elmer fudd afghanistan
Rating: 4.09/5

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maoworks2 - March 1, 2012, 12:17 pm
Rabbit Hunting, Just Like Arudel !
WellThatSucked - February 29, 2012, 8:05 pm
lol


HOME -


TAGS: army marine afghanistan iraq
Rating: 4/5

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marlygirl - April 26, 2011, 8:40 am
Love it, great homage 5L


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